I had a work meeting in Rogers Park this afternoon, and rather than taking public transit for 45 minutes back to my office, I'm working from a coffee shop. And by working I mean screwing around on the internet while occasionally refreshing my slow, poorly functioning web access Outlook email.
Does anyone else get bathroom anxiety at the coffee shop? I don't want to pack up all my stuff or bring my drink into the bathroom with me, but I also don't really like leaving my stuff unattended either. I would like to add remote urination to the list of super powers I hope to gain. Remote urination - the ability to make your piss go into the toilet from another room (I am thinking this is like radio waves - invisible to the eye - not like a pee water cannon that can launch my urine across the room).
Other super powers and fantastical bodily features I would like to have are flight (duh), invisibility (duh), big ass wings that I could retract to be invisible or pop out all massive (this is separate from flight - the point of these wings is to be big and scary), retractable Wolverine-type claws, prehensile tail, lion-like roar.
This chair is soft and the music is all down tempo, instrumental jazz and the sky is getting dark - I can feel myself getting all squishy and squashy and snuggly.
Tutoring session I am overhearing right now: "quotation marks aren't just for direct quotes, but can also be used to add emphasis..." Sir, no.
"Thanks" for reading my "blog"!
